// status
All monitored systems operational.
Current probes
data-plane
D1 receipt valid
operational · 254 ms
web
health receipt valid
operational · 387 ms
Launch reliability window
Monitoring began Oct 2, 2026, 10:50 PM. The current uninterrupted green window began Oct 2, 2026, 10:50 PM. M8 requires fourteen real days; that gate is complete.
Recorded-check availability: not available. Gaps over fifteen minutes reset the uninterrupted window.
Contact
If Causerie behaves differently from this receipt, email support@causerie.sh.